the disaffected college student formerly known as Jefe

"Did you know you have two first names?"
My Hobby: 'Liking' the status of other Alex Jeffreys on facebook so that their friends will think that they're dorks for liking their own status.

I did this yesterday, and got email notifications of comments. But when I went to read them online today, the other AJ's profile had disappeared! Maybe he defriended me and has strict privacy settings. So I tried to find him via search (failed), but saw hundreds of other Alex Jeffreys and Jeff Alexanders (and a couple Alex Jeffs and Jeff Alexes). Sent friend requests to them; you'll notice on my feed that I'm now friends with a dozen Jeff Alexanders (and counting!). Now I'm wishing my name were a little more uncommon. No offense to any AJs or JAs who might come across this.

So one AJ lives in the StL area; we might get together sometime.

One JA I'm talking to now:
Jeff:
You know but my name is Jeffrey
Not Jeffery
Ya know, i'm not a fag

Another JA:
JA: do I know you?
AJ: no, but our names are similar!
JA: Im (sic) a moron. I didn't even notice. I usually hate it when people I don't know add me, but do (sic) to this extraordinary circumstance, exceptions must be made.

Anyway, I'm not going to be able to tell any of them apart. It's a good thing I probably won't have to tag any of them in photos!

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